beardedmrbean:

Random Animal Generator - Perchance

lenn-ey:

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter

spiderweb-bf:

I don’t think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

ierospit:

i’m making out with ron perlman so hard rn

espressobean:

gif87a-com:

Framerate synced with a bird’s wings

trvheeheeee:

Unfathomably based way to use AI.

xkat-holstaur:

queenofthearchipelago:

My blorbos were staring at each other longingly despite their forbidden love, they inch closer, their breaths mingle, and then something unexpected happens. It’s ao3. Ao3 is down. The kiss is postponed. They’re getting cockblocked by an archive

utah-mountain-drifter:

strange-aether:

new kinsey scale just dropped tag yourself

I used to be a 5 but now I’m a 3

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

I’m sorry. I’m just. Everyone shut up about the ethics of celebrating/mourning billionaires who die in outrageous ways. This is now the funniest thing: an article mentioning that James Cameron once visited the site of the Titanic

Cameron had previously traveled to the Titanic wreckage, including on Sept. 11, 2001, in a submersible vessel.

You are well known movie director James Cameron. You make a box office hit about a sunken ship. You visit the sunken ship in a once in a lifetime experience. It is amazing. Awe inspiring. Soul changing. Your submersible surfaces. The radio crackles to life. You are about to hear that you missed a Pretty Big Event

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

u can become fully immune to a lot of scaremongering transphobic headlines simply by being chill about otherkin stuff. ‘what’s next? children identifying as CATS and DOGS??’ why not! i hope they have a lovely time doing it.

obviously being trans & being otherkin aren’t directly equivalent to each other but like. a major part of LGBT acceptance is u know 'people should be able to do whatever they want so long as it’s not harming anyone’ so a lot of these slippery slope type arguments are just. very silly. it literally doesn’t effect me at all if people want to identify as animals. also people have been doing that for years and it hasn’t brought about the downfall of society yet so i think we are okay.

scatter-brain-at-work:

“I’ve been thinking about” something I’ve thought of for 5 seconds

“it just occurred to me” this has been bugging me for 11 years.

thehobbem:

azzandra:

princesshamlet-deactivated20210:

princesshamlet-deactivated20210:

y’all should watch supernatural because thor the norse god is there and he looks like this

chris hemsworth wishes

i said supernatural instead of stargate im losing my fucking mind

I thought it was an honest trolling attempt and I respected you for it tbh.

Me, before reading the rest of the post:

dzamie:

teaboot:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

“Why don’t people recognize Link in TOTK” bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn’t bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like “Bake one of every pie”

Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn’t that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?

Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that’s wild

“Wouldn’t they recognize him bc he’s with Zelda” Everyone interacting with Zelda was like “Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who’s building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!”

ALT

Zelda keeps coming across spare genders she doesn’t need and Link follows behind scooping them all up off the ground like a starving trash possum

Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link